I know this is specifically what fensheaparkway was created for but I started a bit of a tradition here of tracking the wisdom of Yao Ming. So I don't think there's any harm in cross-posting it.
"Every time I score on [Shaq] I was happy like a kid, like a kid getting candy on Halloween because it's really too hard to score on him, too hard. He's just great."
In fact, I've now changed my mind about for whom I'd want to throw a dinner party, from Isaac Newton to Yao. Most of what Isaac would have to say would just go over my head anyway. Yao, though, he really speaks to me.