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I know this is specifically what fensheaparkway was created for… - Im in ur noun, verbing ur related noun.
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I know this is specifically what fensheaparkway was created for but I started a bit of a tradition here of tracking the wisdom of Yao Ming. So I don't think there's any harm in cross-posting it.

"Every time I score on [Shaq] I was happy like a kid, like a kid getting candy on Halloween because it's really too hard to score on him, too hard. He's just great."

In fact, I've now changed my mind about for whom I'd want to throw a dinner party, from Isaac Newton to Yao. Most of what Isaac would have to say would just go over my head anyway. Yao, though, he really speaks to me.

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birdmaddgirl From: birdmaddgirl Date: November 13th, 2006 05:17 pm (UTC) (Link)
in semi-related news: read this dinosaur comic!
groovebot From: groovebot Date: November 13th, 2006 05:25 pm (UTC) (Link)
i'm a little confused as to why this is semi-related. dinosaur comics are funny though, so if you mean that these two things are funny, then yes.
birdmaddgirl From: birdmaddgirl Date: November 13th, 2006 05:31 pm (UTC) (Link)
because isaac newton would be a little like having science personified over for dinner, i think.
groovebot From: groovebot Date: November 13th, 2006 05:41 pm (UTC) (Link)
Oh, I see. Here I was expecting the dinosaurs to be talking about Yao. Which they should do, obviously.

China is a great source of fossils, of course.
birdmaddgirl From: birdmaddgirl Date: November 13th, 2006 05:43 pm (UTC) (Link)
that would have been directly-related, not semi-related.
groovebot From: groovebot Date: November 13th, 2006 05:52 pm (UTC) (Link)
oh. hmmm. okay.

After he's done with basketball, I'm putting the odds of a Yao-hosted American talk show at 10-1.

And it will be the funniest thing ever broadcast.

"You have made the funniest movie in the world, Jim Carrey. When I was watching it, I was reminded of a time as a boy when my brother chased a chicken into the river. I laughed that hard."
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