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I am the sum of all creation divided by the total number of discrete units of all creation. You can find me under rocks, in streams, on tv, written in chalk on playgrounds and running desperately from assassins, but never all at once. If you've ever wondered out loud at an inopportune moment, the person you were with thought about me silently in response. Diligence can't wipe me away and vigilance doesn't keep me from returning. I'm that guy, that guy over there.

We all have ordinary lives but it's our stories that can get a little extra.
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